Avail yourself to our remarkable trove of wit and wisdom. Every episode is here in chronological order for perusal and near-endless enjoyment.

Rick is taking all the credit for this week's show because he's the only host who felt like showing up! He's upset. He feel's betrayed. He's writing these show notes in the third person! Keep Rick company as he digs into the Scuttlebutt Vault of Lost Bits and dishes out more old lady problems, brutal honesty about working together, and a "buyer beware" infomercial review! It's all here! You won't get any smarter but you'll feel better about yourself after listening to these knuckleheads.

Are you sitting down? Good, because you're not going to believe this, this episode is loaded with knowledge! Our very own Mike Paige takes us through a journey back in time to the Revolutionary War days and delights us with the true history that debunks some of the stuff we learned in school. Paul Revere and Sam Adams aren't exactly the guys you've read about. Revolutionary War Trivia, a tangent on breast feeding, and so much more! So let's party and light up those illegal fireworks!

Mike Paige reads the Declaration of Independence with some pointers on what to listen for.

Father's Day recap. We have another show correction/omission. Summer reading and that spunky acronym. What's up with these silly Kindergarten graduations? Have you ever wanted to take an adult ed. class? Are you pro- or anti-wheelie? More classifieds from Kathe too. Looking to hide from the world and zone out for half an hour? You came to the right place!

Happy Father's Day to all the distinguished Kings across the globe! We dish out gifting advice on what dads want and do not want...ever. Rolando Perez, 4th degree Black Belt and owner of Perez Martial Arts hangs out in the Scuttlebutt Dojo and brings his perspective on Dad gifts. He also talks about strengthening life skills through martial arts.

Rick, Mike, and Kathe pat themselves on their backs while overzealously announcing their one-year anniversary. They recall fond memories and make predictions about the show. Summer is just about here and plans need to be made now! Beach reading recommendations and Kathe's Classifieds too!

Kathe busts out some app that randomly asks questions so we randomly answer them! Is there just one soul mate? Why do women employ a unique process when having their picture taken? Who is your oldest friend? A retirement idea that involves an RV and a network of Wal-Mart parking lots across the U.S. of A. And listener, Wendi Hall delivers her one-minute rant!

Big talk about small talk. Friggin' hornets on social media? Mall walking, because we all need something to do. Hear our take on pinatas!

Amazon drivers are everywhere, household hacks that will save you time and grief, and finally, we have something positive to look at on Facebook. Also, just when you think you've heard it all, we discover a new low in parenting. And finally, Rick introduces a "Product of the Week" that may quite possibly make black flies extinct by the end of the summer if we all do our civic duty and get one!

The gang debates where is the best place to live in the US. Controversial questions are pondered as what would you rather hold, a tarantula or a scorpion? Rick declares we need to leave our social media groups. Apparently, Mike is a gardener now.

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