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Comedians of Comedy – Ticket
This show is for the ‘burbs! Small Town Scuttlebutt is proud to present two stand-up comedy shows at the Zullo Gallery in Medfield, MA on Thursday, May 11. The showtimes are 7 and 8:30 p.m. Each show runs for approximately 75 minutes. “We’re bringing the Boston comedy experience without the traffic and parking hassles and […]
Scuttlebutt Crew Neck
These exquisite garments are made of the finest cotton and polyester available on Earth (in this price range). Machine woven by hand in Haiti. Available to people who identify as Men. For everybody else, we offer a v-neck Unisex version. Now available in extra medium!
Scuttlebutt V Neck
Turn heads with this super-stylish top. The V-neck version is great for showing off your cleavage, chest hair, or both!
Crafted by Chinese artisans. Buy this mug now and we’ll include a comfortable handle at no extra charge! Up your coffee routine with the most prestigious drinking vessel in the world.
Your Christmas tree is a fire hazard so you might as well go all-in and add more wood to that potential fire! We got things started by having our logo burned onto these flammable wooden things. Merry Christmas!
A can out of the fridge is about 39°F but your hand is 98.6°F. See the problem? See the solution? Enjoy your cold suds while showing everybody that you’re awesome at the same time!
You live in a world full of drama. Also, Llamas are cool. Our mascot here even has a hand-painted asshole because we are detail-oriented and it’s funny as hell. 100% of the proceeds of this sale will benefit a local food pantry of your choice.