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End of Days may be upon us because a pedophile was one "I do" away from tying the knot with a kid at Disney Land Paris. Also, Rick and Evan each have a hall pass for the same super model, which parlays into the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, which segues into unhealthy body image expectations. Time for a donut.

Just when you thought customer service couldn’t spiral further into the abyss, here strolls in Gen Z with zero f*cks to give. No “hello,” no “how can I help you,” just a little turd staring at you, daring you to initiate the order. Your move—order or silence? Also, Evan is an allergy-sufferer with vim and vigor, Liz tries to coach up her teenage son in the kitchen - on how to move things in the fridge to find what you're looking for, and Rick blasts off about the app he had to download onto his phone to operate the remote vacuum in his saltwater swimming pool - poor guy. Maybe he should start a Gofundme campaign.

One mom finally snaps and calls out her kid’s school for treating parents like unpaid interns — all in the name of mental health. Hear what kind of reaction she's getting! Also, Rick praises one of his daughter's teachers, Evan defends wearing crocs and free t-shirts, and Liz reflects on a recent parenting decision.

Every week for five years we have delivered a marginally funny show so let's celebrate. Not so much for us, but for you the listener who's tolerated us this long. Rick, Liz, and Evan share their observations of the week, read listener emails, and pay tribute to their sponsors, APC Pest Control, Perez Martial Arts, Royal Pizza, and Winslow Design. Then, Boston-Based Headliner, Kathe Farris sits down for an interview.

We get it. You have a dance recital, a graduation, a baseball game, and need to find time for groceries. You're the one who decided to provide enriching lives for your children, not us! Nonetheless, we commiserate with you. But first, Rick shares the biggest laugh you'll get from the internet and a rant on "Mom Hockey".

Mrs. Hemmingsworth isn't taking her top off at the July 4th cookout but she is ranting like a lunatic at a referee on a soccer field because her kid is not playing enough. We brag about being the "independent, latch-key kids, who didn't care!" What happened? Also, TV commercial characters, shoulder-slung fanny packs, and child neglect!

It's like "The Man Show" but they identify as a Dudes. America's Favorite Seaman, Lt. Tom Struble, U.S. Navy (E198) sits in for Liz and calls out "Things that piss me off!" But first, Rick and Evan hype the live show coming to The Zullo Art Gallery, Friday, June 6 at 8 p.m. They close with Tom remembering two fallen friends ahead of Memorial Day, STS1(SS) Eric Skinner and 1LT Laura Walker.

Get ready to debate along with the hosts in another episode that asks the essential question, Am I the asshole? Tune in Moms because there might be a teachable moment here for you.Also, call the "whahmbulance" because Evan had a bad day despite landing a $20M listing. Liz had to do Mom things on Mother's Day due to appropriately designated gender roles, and Rick comes back from The Great Canadian Comedy Festival with new material.

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Remember getting the Yellow Pages to call the grocery store and asking, "Do you have Chef Boyardee in a can?" And then hilarity ensued when you then told them, "You better let him out before he suffocates!" Those were some good times in the 80s. Well, a guy just pulled off perhaps the biggest "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" prank call ever that left a quarterback "yelling into his receiver."

But first! It seems like everyone has a Costa Rica story. Liz's sends her son there and comes home bored, Even was absolutely certain his buddies were planing his batcherlor party there but they just went on a trip with out him, and Rick smears termite larvae over his body in the jungle for a very smart reason. Pura Vida!

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Rick does a one-on-one with his neighbor, friend, and mentor Kathe Farris. They have no particular agenda; Rick tries to find themes like following your passion, pursuing dreams, and learning lessons from failure but Kathe wasn't interested in being put on a pedestal. Instead she wanted to talk about true crime, Mother's Day plans, and people who complain on their town's Facebook group.

Imagine telling the middle school your 11-year old will NOT be taking a survey about their sexual behavior and they give you that guarantee only to make the kid take it anyway. What are you going to do now? Rick, Liz, and Evan are all over this one! But first, Rick waxes poetic about the glory of Augusta National's no cellphone policy and Evan tells all about serving as a star witness in a high-profile murder case now that the verdict is in!

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"They've been knockin 'em dead since 1981"

Imagine buying a seat on a flight and a kid is sitting there. Kid has to go right? Well, not according to the kid's mom or the skank who videotaped you in the seat for the entire flight while verbally harassing you. What to do? You sue the airline, the mom, and the skank! But first, Evan is sitting on a Jury in the same courthouse where the Karen Read trial is being held. He can't talk about the details of the case yet but all the circus stuff is fair game. Liz issues her teen a firm warning about getting home with the car before curfew - not just her rules, but MA law too! Rick asks if he's the asshole in how he deals with landscaping crews that park in front of his house to service the neighbors. It's truly a first world problem that is finally being addressed!

Our friend on the show, Mary Lou Andre, scores a hat trick with her third appearance. This week, she brings something for everyone. Men's fashion trends, being mindful of looking appropriate, and some chit-chat about being a woman in business. Rick interrupts throughout. (Evan is at a murder trial).

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Rick visits Mike "The Minister of Misinformation" in the desert for baseball, golf, and hanging poolside at a resort. Hear them recap the trip that involved driverless cars, famous athletes in the 'hood, and taking unsolicited golf tips from a stranger without pushing him in a bunker.

Have you heard about Steven Shaw's Mushroom-fueled jet ride? Well, buckle up because this small-town problem goes airborne! It involves a guy from Vermont, an airport in New Jersey, and some dry-humping. But first, Rick excitedly shares how Sebastian Maniscalco handled a heckler who didn't appreciate his non-political Elon bit, Liz stands her ground as a mom, and Evan wins big on Keno!

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Whoah, late episode drop here. Sorry. Ok, Let's talk about people who take a good idea and then go all in. And then they want you to comply with them. And then they publicly shame you when you don't. We're talking about a mom on the sidelines of youth sports!

This episode continues the "welcome back from break" vibe as Liz returns with some great stories she found online. Rick co-hosted a month's worth of comedy shows at Jacques Cabaret and still identifies as a very handsome straight man. Evan goes traveling and the whole trip is SNAFU.

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In this lively conversation, Rick and Evan discuss their new podcast format, reflecting on personal resolutions and the Super Bowl halftime show featuring Kendrick Lamar. They delve into cultural commentary, exploring social justice themes in music and the public's reaction to the performance. The episode wraps up with a fun segment called 'What's in the Box,' showcasing a quirky product. In this engaging conversation, Rick and Evan delve into a variety of topics ranging from pop culture references like SS Sniper Wolf to the absurdity of bizarre love stories and societal norms. They critique film ratings, discuss the implications of hydrogen water, and explore the conspiracies surrounding Big Pharma and cancer treatments. The conversation also touches on mental health, youth perspectives on LGBTQ issues, and reflections on the Super Bowl, culminating in a debate about the greatest tight ends in football history.

takeaways

The hosts emphasize the importance of personal resolutions and accountability.
They discuss the evolution of their podcast into a more visual format.
The Super Bowl halftime show is critiqued for its artistic and social messages.
Kendrick Lamar's performance is analyzed for its cultural implications.
The hosts express differing opinions on Patrick Mahomes' status in football history.
Social media reactions to the halftime show reveal societal divides.
The conversation touches on the intersection of music, culture, and social justice.
Humor is a key element in their discussions, making serious topics more approachable.
The hosts share their thoughts on the changing landscape of entertainment and media.
The 'What's in the Box' segment adds a playful element to the podcast. Rick expresses frustration over missing information.
SS Sniper Wolf's rise is linked to gaming culture.
Film ratings can be misleading and subjective.
The distinction between gory and disturbing in horror films is important.
Hydrogen water's benefits are still under research.
Big Pharma's role in cancer treatment is questioned.
Bizarre love stories reflect societal changes.
The diaper spa phenomenon raises questions about normalization.
Youth perspectives on LGBTQ issues are evolving.
The debate over tight ends in football continues.

titles

Frustrations and Corrections in Pop Culture
The Rise of SS Sniper Wolf: A Gaming Icon
Film Ratings: A Critical Perspective
Gory vs. Disturbing: The Horror Film Debate
Hydrogen Water: Myths and Realities
Big Pharma: Conspiracies and Cancer Treatments

Sound Bites

"I think we got our shit together."
"My theme is to just keep my side of the street clean."
"This is no longer a podcast, it's a TV show now."
"This is too ghetto, you gotta play the game."
"It's OK to not like Bach, you know."
"I thought Kendrick Lamar played it down the line."
"What's in the box?"
"Big Pharma doesn't want you to know."
"She accused it of cheating on her."
"We were trying to normalize stuff."

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