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Eight teams, three rounds, two conferences, and one person to be crowned Worst Neighbor. Check out @smalltownscuttlebutt to print out your bracket and take on the whole office. (Go Big. $1,000 buy-in. Winner takes all). Also, burnt hair is a smell like no other, making a business decision with a coin toss, and political signs do not work.

Rick tries to keep things positive but it's hard when your friggin' insurance company is flying drones over your house. Also, a Seattle comedy club is canceling comics, a March Madness Worst Neighbor Tournament announcement, and a new "sniglet is born.

Do you feel like you need to refresh your look? Mary Lou Andre has tips for things to leave behind in 2023. Also, reactions to the We Are The World doc, parents are more than just a ride and a wallet, and Victoria's Secret panty parties!

Rick is bandaged up because he drilled a hole in his hand and Liz has questions. The pair spotlight a dangerous yard game from the 80s, kids today taking online driver's ed, and going into school vacation with no plans. Liz also reviews 1883 (better than Yellowstone?). Finally, Rick and Liz commiserate over dealing with picky eaters, and close with a totally-not-sexualized version of Would You Rather...?

100 middle school students descend upon a grocery store and mayhem ensues. Will these perps be reprimanded and justly punished? Rick takes the grumpy old man's view and says, nope! Also, Liz rates Valentine's gift ideas, references the Fleshlight, and gives a "happy ending".

Hey, wanna strip down to a diaper and play with some other weirdos? Atkinson, NH has a spa for you! Also, teacher-on-teacher crime, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelse predictions, and some marketing ideas for Adam and Eve.

Rick and Liz share listener emails and some news stories. Political season, youth sports, "Man Camp", and a justified Wal-Mart meltdown. Also, another installment of "Am I The Asshole?"

New highway sign rules are omitting the use of humor. Also, when parents can't win, Liz watches True Crime, and Rick misses the Icecapades.

Let's execute this year. And by that, we mean get shit done, not wipe out death row. We're feeling optimistic so hop on the happy train with us. Also, van life.

"Workin' nine to five", "Takin' care of business," "Johnny used to work on the docks". There are so many songs about earning a living. From homicide detective to life coach, hear these guests and their cool stories about their jobs.

We're featuring six comics who appeared on the show in the past. Avail yourself to some good conversations and great laughs with Will Noonan, Mark Riley, Andrew Della Volpe, Pat Collins, Mittzy Anne Picardo, and Mike O'Brien.

Avail yourself to some highlight clips. Be amazed. Don't ask for a refund.

You know Dasher and Donner and...whatever. Did you know a good pre-arranged street fight is part of the Christmas tradition in some far-off place? Also, a frivolous reserved parking space designation was spotted at Walmart, our town's Christmas lights are a disaster, and how to set off an Avalanche of Women.

Friend of the show, Evan Walsh comes to the studio and shares some winter real estate insights. Then he presents us a Top Ten List and a new take on Elf on a Shelf.

The Hallmark Channel is showing over 40 original movies. Not four. 40! This isn't necessary so we lampoon it. Also, the crisis that has the country divided more than ever, Hall V. Oats.

We came up with the phrase, "Santatization". It's when Gringy-type people continue their quest to rid Santa Claus from this world. Also, listener letters.

The Commonwealth has assembled a committee to recommend a new State seal and the bureaucracy does not disappoint. Also, protected predators on your property, Christmas lights before Halloween, and that stupid shit emoji.

Topics include The pronunciation of select words. How often should you wash your jeans? And, is swearing at your kids maybe sometimes necessary? Also, Disney is getting a "shitty" reputation and milk is gross.

Why do humans use so many cliches and trendy phrases? (It's a rhetorical question - we don't have the answer). We review a list of words and phrases that need to be gone! Also, Dave Chappelle's Boston show, the stuff trending on social media right now, and another installment of Am I The Asshole.

Some people willingly move into neighborhoods with a homeowner association and we try to figure out why. Also, listener emails.