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What do you shave with? Electric, razor, axe blade? Move over man bun, there's an even worse hair style for the fashion-deficient male. If heaven exists, Facebook is not there. You flip out on your kids? So do we! A womens' swimwear review and a nod to reverse cowgirl.


Most people are hired based on achievement, merit, and reputation. Some people get hired because "everybody likes me!" These are the personality hires and they all have something in common. Also, Words Botched by Kids, Dr. Pimple Popper, and Uber Eats.

We've created a society where kids make millions on their YouTube channels so we have an opinion about that. Also, yodeling neighbors, the worst board game in the world and why should you throw it in the garbage, and daring gas station dietary choices!

Howdy Scuttlebuds! Welcome to our CENTUPLICATE EPISODE! Sen. Elisabeth Warren rubs elbows with Rick and Mike? #MomBod t-shirts. The "honey hole" explained. Also, Liz hates Florida.

It's time to declutter! Let's start with our vocabulary because people are severely overusing certain words rendering them meaningless. Secondly, we need to rip through another pile of small town problems from the ushanka; restaurant menus, beach bods, and tech toys.

What does 80s trivia have to do with small towns? Beats us! But, our conversation takes a nose-dive and we had to backpedal. So, sit back and get nostalgic and whatnot. Also, an important patio furniture consumer alert.

Ditch the backpack kid, you're done! So now what? Hear what two high school grads have to say about growing up in a small town, dealing with mean moms, and what makes a community better. We also invent some new yearbook superlatives and share some college advice of our own.

We open with New York Times relationship questions and we somehow wind up talking at great length about all things related to fire.

We check-in to a haunted bed and breakfast in Massachusetts and a hotel with a ghost in New Hampshire. Then we drive over a covered bridge in Vermont with a "spirited" history and a visit a place in New England where bigfoot and UFO sightings have been reported. Are you catching a theme here?

When the market gets volatile, you need the Volatility Wiz! Scott Murray trades derivatives with an eye for spotting risks and rewards. He shares (random) opinions covering his dislike for fed chair Jay Powell to why he vows never to eat KFC again. Here's a shout out to his 20,000 Twitter followers checking out the show!

When it comes to a maintaining a nice yard, do you really know what you're doing? Of course you do, 'cuz you're a damn Scuttlebud! But man, have you seen your neighbor's yard? What the heck is going on over there? Learn some tips and tricks and bring up your curb appeal!

Mike's mother-in-law, Marjann Mahon visits the basement to drop some science on life with her meme wisdom. Virtual signalers should get a pen and take some notes!

Reiki is an energy healing technique that promotes relaxation and reduces stress and anxiety through gentle touch. Gina Duffy shares how she can take her clients to another realm. Also, Mike loses his shit in a Burger King.

Smear Campaign bassist, Jamie Nicholson and frontman Jay "JK47" Keith enter the basement and reveal their best stories involving their worst moments on stage.

Are you handy? Tell us you at least own a hammer. Regardless, Rick explores Mike's passion for the art he creates with wood. Also, Tool Draft 2022, tips and tricks, and how not to cut off your fingers!

"Pickleball Bangers" Lizzie Moran and Will Jamieson from Duxbury, MA enter the basement to explain why pickleball is the fastest growing sport in the nation. Does bangin' in the kitchen sound fun? This might be the sport for you!

The desert is a great place to unplug and reset. Jeff Buell from Adventure Base Camps hangs out in the basement. We're talking about self care from hiking and mountain biking in Moab.

Mommy blogs have hot tips for hosting perfect birthday parties for kids. Boring! Instead, we cut to the chase and tell you what not to do. You're welcome.

The high school drama club refuses Rick's $100 charitable offering. An abbreviated list of people who need a punch in the face. Liz Daly comes down to the basement and talks about peculiar grooming products favored by some women.

Are "store hours" just a concept? Is an appointment really necessary to buy a toilet? Why do assholes ride bikes en mass? The answers to these riveting questions await. Also, guest Marie Connor talks about roasting Trump with Kathy Griffin, featuring for Stormy Daniels, and being a lesbian on the road in Texas. Giddy up!